Thursday, January 27, 2011

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Who was first? No one nose! At odds of millions to one, greyhound race ends in an astonishing triple dead heat

They had pelted round more than half a mile of track. Sometimes one dog was in front, sometimes another.
But exactly 59.53 seconds after six greyhounds shot out the traps, the race was won...by three of them.
In an unprecedented triple dead heat, Droopys Djokovic, Ayamzagirl and Killishan Masai crossed the line at exactly the same split second. As even the track’s photo finish technology couldn’t say any one had their nose in front, they were declared joint winners.Read more

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'A money-making scam': Welcome to the side street where ticket-happy traffic wardens are making £50,000 a YEAR

Locals 'frightened' to stop off and donate to charity shop on road
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Angry: Joseph Gibney, 68, said: 'It is a money-making scam. There are six different signs there'
Traffic wardens have taken almost £50,000 in parking fines on a side street in just 12 months.
Lorne Road, a quiet street in Crosby, near Liverpool, has become a parking ticket hotspot, with 1,343 fines issued to drivers in 12 months.
The figures show around 26 tickets are given to motorists each week on the street.
The road is split into different parking zones for residents, permit holders, disabled people and visitors, but motorists have complained that signs are 'confusing'.
Joseph Gibney, 68, was hit with a £35 fine after parking his van on the street for ten minutes while he gave donations to a charity shop.
He said: 'It is a money-making scam.'
With a £35 charge per ticket, or a £70 fee if the fine is not paid within 14 days, it means wardens earned the council £47,000 on the street within a year.
Emily Wildman, assistant manager of the Crosby Housing Association charity shop, said the wardens had made people 'frightened' of making donations.
She said: 'They either have to rush in or we stand outside to make sure there are no traffic wardens.'

Nice little earner: A street in Merseyside (not the one pictured) has become a parking ticket hotspot, with 1,343 fines issued to drivers in 12 months (file image)

Confusing: A parking sign on Lorne Road. Mr Gibney complained that there are six different signs on the street
Other kind-hearted people now have to dump their gifts outside the shop, but Miss Wildman fears the donations are being stolen at night and over the weekend.
Mr Gibney told the Crosby Herald: 'There are six different signs there.
'While I was there, three other people parked and were told to move on. Four of us were confused [by the signs] in five to ten minutes.'

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